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| Job interview on Thursday. This could be major... | | |
| Grind House is off the chain | | |
| I've officially met the biggest asshole in the world. And of course he's a customer, so I can't just stay away from his ass. And to top it off, he only wants to talk to me. Jerk. One of them real uppity types, you know? The ones who get a little bit of education and a little bit of money and then wanna thumb their nose at everybody. Condescending prick. Oh, I had to get something from him, so he calls on Sat. when I'm not there, bitches to my assistant manager about how much he doesn't like me and instead of just saying he'll bring the stuff in, he leaves a number for me to call him back so he can scream at me and say that he's "truly worried" that I'm incompetent. Kiss my ass, dick head. I wish I could just beat him in his face till he couldn't stand anymore. If I never see nor hear from this clown again, it'll be to soon. Sorry, I just to get that out . I know yall understand. | | |
| In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was
allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his
thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"
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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was
ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word
GOLF entered into the English language.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV
were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the
U.S.Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to
work: Alaska
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get
this...)
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The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:
$6,400
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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any
given hour: 61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National
Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king
from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front
legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has
one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds
received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the
ground, the person died of natural causes.
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July
4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed
on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years
later.
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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular
boat name requested?
A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to
go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers,
and laser printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day
of the year?
A. Father's Day
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames
by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened,
making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase.........
"goodnight, sleep tight."
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that
for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply
his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a
honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this
period was called the honey month, which we know today as the
honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in
old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would
yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."
It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle
baked into
the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a
refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your
whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
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~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their
elbow!
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Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or
not, you can read it.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the
ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the
frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it
wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig
huh?
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| street art. Pretty cool.
 Don't miss seeing Julian Beever on the Top of the Bottle
 Do you notice everything is fake??? even the hose and water?
 Look Closely, you can see the Bricks through the Chalk on the Monitor Screen
 There is no hole in this pavement???
 People are actually avoiding walking in the "hole"
 Which is the real guy &which beer is real?
Girl in Swimming Pool (Remember, both his feet in reality are flat on the pavement 
Girl in Swimming Pool seen in Reverse from Opposite Side of Drawing
 Politicians Meeting Their End
 World's Biggest Fly-Spray
 This drawing of a Rescue was to be viewed using an inverting mirror
 Girl on a beach mat.
 Make Poverty History
Make Poverty History drawing from the side (40 ft long)
 Baby Food
 Baby Food in Reverse seen from the opposite side of the drawing.
You can still see the blocks of concrete.
 Spidermanto the rescue
 Batman and Robin to the rescue(SO COOL)
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